Squeezing in a workout on your lunch break? Good job, girl! Toot toot! But you gonna stank and ain't nobody want to have to wash their hair on a lunch break and do the full routine to look fly again. TAKE A WHORE'S BATH!
YEAH GIRL!!! You up in the club? Or wherever y'all go to "step out"...I wish I was with you right now. I can't be, I have hella children, but Whore's Bath can be with you, so it's LIKE I'm there. Freshen up, girl! TAKE A WHORE'S BATH!
Late for work, late for school, late for a play date, running behind on dropping off the carpool? TAKE A WHORE'S BATH!
I mean, do we need a description for this one. Nope. DON'T EVER CAMP WITHOUT YOUR WHORE'S BATH.
Have a long flight, lay overs, road trip? Traveling is the bee's knees, but can leave you feeling unfresh. TAKE A WHORE'S BATH!
You bet! Compare the ingredients to any other makeup removing cloths! No alcohol, so you won't get dry skin! They will nourish your tired skin for a fresh look! TAKE A WHORE'S BATH!
Yep. We get it. Like, what do you do? In the gown, waiting...do I put my feet in the stirrups, sit here legs crossed? I DON'T KNOW AND IT'S AKWARD. TAKE A WHORE'S BATH. Fun fact: wipe down those feet so the doctor's not all like....girl, your feet stank.
I see you, being all healthy and avoiding the sun, but not wanting to look pasty AF. I have mad respect for you, girl. Tip: after the spray down, wipe the backs of your knees, ankles and other areas instructed by your tanning expert. TAKE A WHORE'S BATH!
These were named in your honor, and we respect you, saloon girl. After a long day out on the range or time spent in the saloon...TAKE A WHORE'S BATH!